Hello! Welcome to my webpage! I wanted an area to do my own thing without rubbing shoulders with thousands of other strangers. A digital cabin in the woods, for lack of a better word. (Or a sealed barrel of hazardous waste...) Much of the internet is a very loud city, and while it's fun to visit I could never navigate it constantly. I prefer space to do my own thing. Plus I hate the nebulous algorithm; they used to show me pictures of Meta Knight, but now all they do is show me annoying people. This was a private website on Neocities for about a year or so. I got tired of how the hosting site was structured however - that and I was surrounded by squares. I prefer the company of circles.

 As for me personally? I migrate onto this hunk of junk to entertain myself and play around with my hobbies. One of those was basic coding I learned to both kill time and keep my brain spongy. I have to maintain optimal neuronal sharpness so my head doesn't roll off my shoulders one of these days LOL. Maybe you've met me elsewhere - in some online game or lurking on some forum - so you know what to expect at this point. I enjoy a lot of stuff, but I'm not really in any particular community. Variety is the spice of life, and I will try anything once; usually twice, just to be sure. Regardless of if we share a niche, I hope you can glean something of interest from this place.

  In short, I am a giant fucking dork.

 
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