The idyllic life I strive to live.
As for me personally? I migrate onto this hunk of junk to entertain myself and play around with hobbies. One of those was basic HTML; I learned it to kill time and keep my brain spongy. I have to maintain optimal neuronal sharpness so my head doesn't roll off my shoulders out of pure boredom, LOL. If you know me I don't need to say much, you know what to expect at this point. If not? I enjoy a lot of stuff, some things more than others. I try to keep it varied because variety is the spice of life. I will try anything once; usually twice, just to be sure. You can say hi in the guestbook or reach me in other ways if it's really that important. Regardless, I hope there's something here that will interest you.
Where you can contact me:
This is a questionnaire I found on this website. It seemed fun to answer:
1) time and date u started this?"June 30th 2025 - 9:24 PM"
2) asl?
"I knew a bit of sign language as a kid, but that was a long time ago. I picked it up from some edutainment VHS my parents used to show me. They probably hoped I would retain that lol."
3) opinions on musicals?
"They are not for me."
4) favorite snack?
"The store a few miles from my house sells these little biscuits shaped like mushrooms. Their caps are either chocolate or strawberry. That's rather fancy though; a bag of chips is totally fine for me."
5) have u ever been in love?
"I don't think so."
6) favorite Pokémon?
Competitively? Contrary Serperior. In terms of pure spectacle? Lugia. For fun? Any of the cute bloblike ones, like Snom or Pyukumuku."
7) Mario Kart main?
"Not sure"
8) tf2 main?
"I have never played it, sorry."
9) do you laugh at YouTube Poops?
"It depends. There are some YouTube Poops that aged gracefully, and others that didn't. It all has to do with meme content, in my opinion. Certain memes are evergreen in that they'll always be funny. Some memes - like the self-referential or ironic ones - have very short lifespans and date a video significantly."
10) are you listening to music right now?
"Yes"
11) favorite shape?
"◯"
12) do you believe in astrology?
"Astrology is one of those things that exists in subjectivity. Someone who believes in it will swear it's true, and nothing you say changes their mind. But people who don't will never believe it. Human minds are interesting in that our perception of daily life can be affected if we believe hard enough. You could convince yourself the sky is green and no amount of fact would change your mind."
13) do you believe in the occult?
"Cults will just fly off the rails and kill themselves sometimes. Maybe that was always their goal. It's scary."
14) opinions on Vocaloid?
"For some time I ignored it. I thought UTAUloids sounded better, and I was not a fan of Miku's voice bank. Unless the musician tuned it differently, like in Bacterial Contamination, I found it grating. But over the past few years, many unique Vocaloid songs have been popping up. I remember getting recommended that one song called YABABAINA last year and having my mind blown. The video looks like puke, the lyrics are nonsense, but I can't help but find it catchy. I need more vomit Vocaloid."
15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?
"Not really"
16) do you easily get stressed?
"I do, though I always try to avoid it."
17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?
"I had a Spanish class that I enjoyed."
18) what Pokémon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol
"Maybe water? I like to swim."
19) Rei or Asuka?
"Rei"
20) favorite html tag?
"<hr>"
21) are you religious?
"That's the million dollar question, isn't it? Lol"
22) opinions on nightcore?
"Speeding up a song and raising the pitch makes it more energetic. Some songs are improved by it."
23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
"Not really. Maybe my interests align with one thing or another, but being part of a group gets tiresome. I'm happy people can come together and share their ideas, and I would not trade the people I've met along the way for anything. But I don't remember ever having any kind of phase. I don't consider Sir Meta Knight a phase either. It's my understanding you have to get over a phase."
24) are you good at drawing?
"Not particularly. I try my hardest to improve, but I'm never doing well enough to meet my standards."
25) do you crack your joints?
"They crack themselves for me at this point."
26) do you read visual novels?
"Yes"
27) can you sew?
"Only enough to be practical. I am not a recreational... seamer? What do you call them? LOL"
28) can you cook?
"Yes"
29) most expensive thing you've bought?
"Probably my car?"
30) opinions on cosplay?
"It seems fun. There is real talent in making costumes."
31) what's your most hated band/musician?
"Off the top of my head? I don't really know."
32) are you a dramatic person?
"To be honest, I probably am."
33) what emoticon do you use most?
"(b ᐛ)b"
34) can a miracle certainly occur?
"If you believe a miracle will happen, yes."
35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?
"How much blood does it need?"
36) do you have a celebrity crush?
"No"
37) do you like snow?
"I like the look of snow, but hate the feeling of coldness."
38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?
"Not really"
39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
"I'm not sure, public speech is stressful to me and I dislike it. My stilted words go from one topic to another in strange, winding paths. I could probably give a good speech about work stuff."
40) are you good at spelling?
"I try to be, yes."
41) which Touhou wud u fuk?
"I'm not attracted to the Touhou cast. Touhou itself is good but once you play other SHMUPs it feels overrated. I always suggest Bug Princess to people who want something different. Play it on any platform that isn't your Switch, like all games LOL. Another SHMUP I love is Radiant Silvergun. It combines 2D and 3D to make a top-down shooter feel like an aerial dogfight where everyone's flying around one another in mad circles. Gynoug's also an old gem of a side-scroller I appreciate. I could go on about other recommendations but I won't bore you. If you like Touhou that's fine, I don't think it is awful, I just have different preferences."
42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?
"In real life. No. Online? Yes. I go on big websites and instantly get headaches. It's like huffing pure tar. I swear to God they're trying to kill me."
43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!
"In what ways?"
44) would you be an angel or devil?
"I don't think angels are making websites and playing video games."
45) sine, cosine, or tangent?
"Tangent"
46) do you like licorice?
"It tastes good in recipes, but don't eat too much. The molecule that causes that sweet flavor in licorice is glycyrrhizin, which is broken down into enoxolone in the body. Enoxolone inhibits the enzyme 11β-hsd, which converts cortisol (and similar molecules) into cortisone. But if it's inhibited, this doesn't happen. Cortisol buildup can affect MR receptors, which are the signaling molecule that turns sodium-potassium antiporters on and off. In short they're the electrolyte guys. If they're constantly active, more potassium will leave the cell and more salt will enter, causing an imbalance that will affect muscles including the heart. A little is fine, but too much licorice could potentially hurt you, especially if you're sensitive to it. So just don't overdo it, like most things."
47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?
"Genshin Impact. If you are looking for a similar game with more quality of life, try Wuthering Waves."
48) what books did you like as a kid?
"I would read anything I could."
49) can you play any instruments?
"No. Music is the one thing I wish I could do, but I have no talent for it."
50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?
"I'm not sure, I don't think much of it."
51) do you believe in reincarnation?
"Again, I do not think much of it."
52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______
"Eh?"
53) have you been to another continent?
"Yes"
54) whats your worst habit?
"I like to pace when I think. Also I have a nasty habit of going back and revising my work, even if it's fine. It needs to be perfect, or else there is no point in shipping it."
55) favorite vegetable?
"Spinach"
56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?
"The Fel Reaver that stomped around Hellfire Peninsula. I didn't see it coming the first time, until the ground started to shake and I heard it... the sound that damn thing made will never leave my mind."
57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?
"Takeout food"
58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?
"Vampire"
59) what do you fear most?
"Rabies"
60) do you sleep with any plushies?
"I do, yes."
61) what hobby do you just not understand?
"I would say livestreaming, but that's not exactly a hobby anymore is it? Best of luck to whoever has the constitution for it."
62) do you like the taste of alcohol?
"It depends on the alcohol. Once it starts to taste like disinfectant you're not drinking for pleasure anymore."
63) are you a hopeless romantic?
"I have been told no."
64) which deadly sin best fits you?
"Probably all of them"
65) which of your physical features do you like the most?
"My liver and my two kidneys."
66) are your ears pierced?
"No"
67) have you ever been in a physical fight?
"No"
68) where do you buy your clothes?
"There is no particular store I prefer. If it works, it works."
69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?
"I would make my home far off in the forest, surrounded by woods on all sides."
70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?
"If you believe it's real, it will be so."
71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!
"I have not, but I will look into it."
72) what is the worst chore to do?
"I hated putting dishes in the dishwasher. I would rather wash them by hand."
73) what did your parents almost name you?
"Why would I know this?"
74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?
"The quality of these questions are deteriorating rapidly."
75) what were your first words?
"Most likely my parents' names."
76) what do you want your last words to be?
"Eh?"
77) when did you first regularly start going online?
"When I was far too young for it. I used to wander the internet looking for more pictures of Meta Knight. I still do that."
78) what year do you miss the most?
"I don't have a fondness for any particular year. Life comes and goes. Make the most of what you have now before you lose it."
79) are you psychic?
"I don't believe so, no."
80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.
"I've answered this before, and the answer was no. We would both get too bored and quit to do something else."
81) what do you use to listen to music?
"I have a nice pair of headphones I got a while back."
82) whats the biggest city you've been to?
"Biggest as in my subjective opinion of size? Or biggest objectively, as in the size? Chongqing is the largest city in the world - it's the size of Austria. I have never been there."
83) favorite animal?
"It changes regularly. They're all too interesting to not have some fondness for. I've currently got a fondness for toucans. Stupid looking things, with beaks that are as long as their whole body."
84) what web browser do you use?
"I have coded this on Google Chrome like a dirty, filthy whore."
85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????
"No"
86) do you like energy drinks?
"I used to drink them. Before work I would slam down one in my car. However now I find myself more sensitive to them, so I stopped. Some of the ones without caffeine in them I still indulge in. It's not exactly an energy drink then, is it?"
87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc
"I once bought the battle pass in Fortnite so I could get the Godzilla skin."
88) when do you usually go to bed?
"Around 10 pm"
89) how often do you wash your hair?
"At least once a day"
90) would you download a car?
"It depends - is this only a picture of a car or an actual, driveable car? How do I use a digital car? Do I have to put it together piece by piece? If this is a reference to the anti-piracy slogan, here is how I see it. If a company does not respect its intellectual property enough to take care of it, there is no reason for the consumer to tolerate that treatment. Why would you buy a car a manufacturer didn't care about constructing?"
91) what was your favorite show as a kid?
"Kirby: Right Back at Ya. Kirby of the Stars, it was also called, depending on what country you're from. It was a simple looking slice-of-life/monster-of-the-week on its surface. I could gush about it forever, but alas. It's lost to time now because Nintendo likes to sit on their IPs and do nothing with them."
92) whats the silliest hat you own?
"I have a baseball cap with SpongeBob on it."
93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty
"Ehh, it depends on what I need. Music is very situational for me, and I listen to whatever matches my exact feelings."
94) do you make OCs?
"I suppose I do. Usually the stuff I come up with sits on the backburner until they're needed."
95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?
"I sit around ass naked when it's too hot, and I point the fan right at my face. When I am alone, mind you."
96) do you like fireworks?
"I love them."
97) favorite painter?
"I assume this is referencing painters and not artists in general. Hieronymus Bosch, Masakazu Yamashiro, anyone similar."
98) favorite numbers?
"Φ. Each full turn of DNA is 34 angstroms long and 21 angstroms wide. The ratio is Φ. Close to it at least in a vacuum, lol."
99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)
"Not sure. I play a lot of games but I wouldn't say I am better than anyone else. I simply like them."
100) time and date you finished this?
"July 1st 2025 - 4:06 PM"
